Three fonts walk into a pub. The landlord says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

A jump-lead walks into a pub. The landlord says "I'll serve you - but don't start anything"

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a pub. The landlord says "Is this some kind of joke?"

 A sausage roll walks into a pub. The landlord says "Sorry we don't serve food here"

 A horse walks into a pub. The landlord says "So why the long face?"

A neutron walks into a pub and asks "How much for a beer?". The landlord  replies "For you. No charge"

Einstein walks into a pub. The landlord says “I’ll serve you - but don’t get any more big ideas”

An atom walks into a pub and says “I think I’ve lost an electron”. The landlord replies "Are you positive?"

A priest, a rabbi and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The Scotsman says "Sorry - I’m in the wrong joke"